I molested 6 butterflies tonight
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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