sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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