You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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