just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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