bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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