Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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