Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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