I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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