sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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