I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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