So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize