just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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