Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
