Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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