i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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