Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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