OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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