I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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