i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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