dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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