Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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