so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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