i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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