I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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