so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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