I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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