so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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