so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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