Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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