pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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