PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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