Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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