No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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