I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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