The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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