Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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