yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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