Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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