Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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