He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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