Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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