No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
as a side note pls kill me
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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