There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
and i looked up. we had an audience...
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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