there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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