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i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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