You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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