when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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