yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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