its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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