you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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