I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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