It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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