I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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